Talking Back to the Survey

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Talking Back to the Survey

I answer online surveys, well one in ten and I get maybe five to ten a week.

Mostly I just check off all the stars. The Amazon ink cartridge came on time and the guy posted a snapshot of my front porch. He placed the package under the eave in case of rain. OK. Five stars.

Sometimes I get annoyed. They don’t stop at: how did we do? There’s a thermometer line at the top showing you are 6 % through the survey. (That’s an incentive to continue? This is not a bank loan).

OK. Whatever you feel about us, we want to know YOU. Eight more pages of age, race (including the courteous “prefer not to say”), education, contact preferences, next of kin (Just kidding. This is not for life insurance).

A survey is a rabbit hole and I almost always regret volunteering. But just yesterday I jumped in for no reason worth guessing. OK. I’ll take the survey.

Rate your experience for the Seller HORSENCE (yes, you can’t make that up).

Did the item you ordered meet your expectations?

Rate your product

Rating I gave five stars. Then below the stars, a box for free-writing: Can you tell us why? Time to be perfectly honest with me and surveys:

“I’m not picky”.